The game Would You Rather is no new game to be played amongst friends and couples all over; in fact, it’s a fantastic game to get to know someone new as well!

Whether you’re on a first date or a party with close friends, Would You Rather can constantly create moments of laughter and moments. It’s consistently a great time!

Dirty Would You Rather Questions

While lots of people choose to help keep the game squeaky clean, others are going to throw curveballs or set new rules entirely, making a lot of room for dirty Would You Rather questions. There’s a couple of things you must consider before taking the dirty course:

Style: Many people simply is not going to take well to being asked questions that are filthy so it is up to you to be the judge! If it’s a few friends, why not? If it’s a date that is new, nicely, you could want to play it safe!

Anyone with a good sense of humor can typically take these questions and laugh them off, as absurd as they are able to get. Again, make sure to survey their personality first!

Relationship: Relationships are important for this particular sort of game. You’d not want to involve your grandmother in such dirty talk (or perhaps you would…) similarly, if this is really a brand new girlfriend or boyfriend, be cautious as you would not wish to scare them off!

Place and time: There exists a place and time for everything and this is not the type of game which should be played a pleasant eatery where other patrons can overhear your dirty talk!

Now that I’ve gone over a few tips, it’s time to give you some example dirty “Would You Rather” questions.

Would you rather…

Cuddle up in front of a fireplace or light your fire during sex?

Wrestle nude in a pool of Jello or chocolate pudding?

Make whoopee in your parents’ bed or in a mattress shop?

Unintentionally send your mom a dirty text?

Talk dirty in my experience over the phone or through text /image messages?

Make out at the films or in the back seat of my car?

Make love on a beach or in a Jacuzzi?

Lose your sense of feeling during love or lose your sense of taste?

Tease with ice cubes or with hot wax?

Play teacher’s play doctor or pets?

Have your girl dress as a hot librarian or exotic dancer?

Get a massage with peanut butter or maple syrup?

French kiss Miley Cyrus or Betty White?

Walk in in your parent’s making love or ask them to walk in for you?

Be caught by a policeman or your in-laws?

Do it in 100° or in 32° weather weather?

Be fully covered or totally hairless in hair?

Take a bubble bath or a steamy shower?

Cuddle each morning or at night?

Be on the bottom or on top?

Sweat profusely in the bedroom or have insatiable dry-mouth?

Be kinky or be romantic?

Fart in the belch or bedroom while kissing?

Have your hair scratches or pulled in your back?

Have a hickey or give a hickey?

Walk in on your best friend nude or have your best friend walk in on you nude?